Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Boxers 'n' Briefs: Return Of The Man Called Moose

It's been nearly 3 years since my last blog post. THREE YEARS!!!

You thought you were off the hook, didn't you?

You can thank blame Green Tortuga for that. He mentioned his idea about using the atlasquest.com domain for blogs, and I thought it was a great idea... so now I am the proud owner of "wassa.atlasquest.com" - which you are reading right now! Ain't technology amazin'?

I guess I should start, though, with a little explanation of what Boxers 'n' Briefs is all about. As most of you are probably aware, I follow the AtlasQuest message boards. Not some of them... ALL of them. There is always so much going on there, that it is really easy for people to miss interesting or important or funny or educational posts. This is the part where you, the loyal reader, jump to the conclusion that I will be an invaluable help to you in finding all those interesting and important and educational posts. And this is also where I will severely disappoint you.

Because, really, there is going to be very little rhyme or reason involved in my blog. Unless Grumpy Grinch gets linked. Then at least there will be some rhyme. But reason? I reiterate: you will be severely disappointed. But what you WILL get, usually, with no guarantees, is a bunch of links to posts, often accompanied by lowly puns, obscure references, and generally obnoxious wordplay. 'Cause that's what I do.

Now, a few disclaimers... I did over 65 of these blogs back in the day, each with a few dozen links. That's a lot of posts, and a lot of puns. So bear with me if I happen to reuse a joke or pun from the past. Also, you may notice a relatively high proportion of the links are to my own posts. There is a simple explanation for that: vanity. And finally, for this first blog (well, first in recent history), I am going to start with some really old posts. So without further ado...

1) Serpent Safari

2) Oh, The Wither Outside is Frightful...

3) The Saga of The Fearless Colon (Part I)

4) Romanas eunt domus? (extra points for recognizing the quote without using google)

5) The Saga of The Fearless Colon (Part II)

6) All Encompassing Skills

7) PLEASE tell me they were all in one car...

8) See? We're not the ONLY weird hobby...

9) We don't need no stinkin' patches! Oh wait, yes we do.

10) You'd have to drag me up the mountain.

11) A moment of silence.

12) Lots 'n' Lots

13) A little mandible labor never hurt anyone!

14) Suave and sophisticated.

15) I believe in Miracles!

16) I have asked myself this same question many, many times.

17) Fox in Shocks

18) The Saga of The Fearless Colon (Part III, Fin)

19) I really miss Pre.

20) Tweety bored

21) Don't rubber the wrong way!


That's probably enough for now, assuming your brain has not already melted. Keep an eye out for the next exciting issue (well... the next issue, anyway) of Boxers 'n' Briefs!

16 Comments:

At 12:06 AM, Blogger Ryan said...

There are posts you linked to that I've clearly read before because I had clicked funny on them.... but I totally have absolutely ZERO memory of ever having read them!

Fascinating....

-- Ryan

 
At 5:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Overjoyed by the return of BnB's... what a great way to start the day with a walk down memory lane! Thanks for the stroll, loved it all..... now, sadly that will not hold me for another dry spell so hopefully this will be a return item in the near future!

Thanks Wassa!

Wendy

 
At 7:28 AM, Anonymous the pink dragon said...

*grabs some of goofygirl's confetti & throws it*

 
At 7:33 AM, Blogger Holly said...

YEAH !!! I have so missed Boxers 'n' Briefs ... Thank you Wassa... I guess I have to start posting again !

 
At 9:18 AM, Blogger Hendel D'bu said...

Hi Wassa - good to see you back writing, my friend.

~SHH :-)

 
At 11:16 AM, Anonymous ASL Girl said...

Seeing that Boxers n Briefs is back up and running absolultely made my day!!!! I share your love of puns, one liners and just flat out groaners, Wassa (as they are a part of my everyday conversations!) and am very much looking forward to reading future updates!!!

 
At 11:37 AM, Blogger Sue KuKu said...

YAY! Finally, B&B is back!

Looking forward to more of your punny titles to great links.

I especially loved "Please tell me they were all in one car"!

KuKu

 
At 1:06 PM, Anonymous Lady Slpa said...

Oh! BnB is back! So happy!

 
At 6:17 PM, Anonymous Eidolon said...

Gee, I guess I will have to start being funny, punny and witty again...

 
At 4:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yay! Thanks! Glad to see the moose in the morning, pre-coffee. So much pun. MoWizLiz

Love these security words. They always seem wrong, somehow.

 
At 6:08 AM, Anonymous Fluffy Cow said...

*smile*

 
At 7:40 AM, Blogger Kristin aka Trekkie Gal said...

Oh craop! Does this mean I have to start posting to my blog again??

 
At 2:15 PM, Blogger Goofy girl said...

LSHICBNO

**laughing so hard I can't breathe need oxygen**

 
At 7:31 PM, Blogger Christie said...

I am happy to be a part of tonight's loyal audience. You're making me want to go to Comedy Sportz. :)

 
At 7:54 PM, Blogger Jimmy said...

Been featured,got the patch.

Keep up the good work.

 
At 5:57 PM, Anonymous Mama Cache said...

How did I miss this first new post? I would have cheered a LOT sooner.*hug*

Now, as soon as my internet connection is cooperative, I will come back for the feast.

Thanks for the Phoenix-like return!

 

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