Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Boxers 'n' Briefs: Remember Me?

Hey kids!

I know, I know... it's been a while! In fact, I haven't posted a regular "Boxers 'n' Briefs" since the beginning of August - 5 1/2 months ago! Since that last blog entry, there have been nearly 4,000 new members who have joined the AQ Community (3,842 to be exact). So... there are quite a few of you who have no idea what a "Boxers 'n' Briefs" is all about! You have been blissfully unaware of the horrific mental anguish I am capable of inflicting upon your erudite psyche, the dreadful damage of my dubious demented dabblings, the sheer stupidity I am capable of unflinchingly imposing upon your unsuspecting cerebrum . But no longer - you have now been infected! Bwahahahaaaa!!! errrr... but I digress...

Simply put, "Boxers 'n' Briefs" is a collection of links to various AQ Message Board posts. These posts are things that for one reason or another I found interesting/amusing/thought-provoking/ or easily-punnable. It is a very nearly random sampling of much that has occurred over the last 5 months, all cleverly disguised by bad jokes, puns, wordplay, and commentary. I hope you enjoy it (or at least survive it)!

1) Yeah, that's definitely MY kid...

2) Tattootorial.

3) Alconomics

4) Cleanink Solution

5) The (Mic)Keys to the Kingdom

6) Breaking in wind.

7) When you mix "trinket" with "jingle", you get "tinkle"!

8) Three hikes, you're out!

9) Gerrymeandering

10) Dwyle Flonking - it speaks for itself.

11) Giving a Junkie her fix.

12) This, too, shall pass.

13) Taking recycling for granite.

14) 'Skeeters never prosper.

15) Cell shocked

16) A HUGE Achievement!!!

17) Lilac Blossoms

18) Litterboxing

19) Extras! Extras! Read all about 'em!

20) Pickup schticks

21) Getting organized

22) Another wild Doncoction.

23) Adhesive jolly good fellow...

24) She never disappoints..

25) The kind of mannequin trust.

26) No soup for you!

27) Joining the Rotary Club

28) Collision, Collusion, and Confusion

29) They felon the ground

30) Something to chauffeur it.

31) Hosed Captioning

32) Hellucinating

33) Yet another use for ziplocks!

34) Whatever the market will Bear.

35) "Fun is where you find it."

36) Troll stroll goal patrol.

37) Rubber Soul

38) Why we're all here.

And that is probably WAY more than enough wassa-isms I have inflicted upon your tortured souls! So, until next time (whenever that may be)... Happy boxing!!

-wassamatta_u

P.S. If you have been linked or mentioned in this (or any other) B&B, you are eligible for the dubious distinction (emphasis on "stinct") of procuring your very own "Boxers 'n' Briefs Patch." Just AQ Mail me for instructions.

17 Comments:

At 1:15 PM, Blogger homeschoolmommy said...

Whoo Hoo He's back!!!

 
At 1:21 PM, Anonymous Fluffy Cow said...

feeeeeeeaaarrrrllesssssssssssss...

 
At 2:55 PM, Anonymous ASL Girl said...

I have a huge appreciation for puns, Wassa. They make up many of my conversations!!!! Thanks for the groaners. Glad to see you're back!!!

 
At 3:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm excited that my car accident with the seekers wasn't mentioned and yet I'm dissappointed that it wasn't mentioned, OH WELL!!

Probably better that it wasn't!

Goofy girl

 
At 3:40 PM, Blogger wassamatta_u said...

I didn't forget you, Goofy Girl! See #28, your accident is there

 
At 4:13 PM, Blogger Bobguyman46 said...

I gotta say, Wassa...

That's a ton of little tid-bits... enjoyed the puns in all of them ;)

Loved the first one the most ;D Didn't see it the first time it was posted...

Glad to see you're back =)
~BOB~

 
At 4:20 PM, Blogger Ryan said...

Boxes? And briefs? And who are you, anyhow?

-- Ryan

 
At 4:37 PM, Blogger littlmoon said...

That rules! I am apart of your blog!!! woohoo! I feel so honored!
~littlmoon

 
At 5:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahoy..i am SO carving the bear. i was looking for a new bear image and Monkee Me provided it. Thanx. Now how to carve nuts???

deniserows

 
At 5:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

quite a few of the links have been removed already!

 
At 6:09 PM, Blogger wassamatta_u said...

Nope, all links are still good. Check your AQ preferences, you may be blocking certain boards/categories!
-wassamatta_u

 
At 6:21 PM, Anonymous ElectricMedic said...

I feel honored that my ziplock post made it and yes, we really do that.

 
At 7:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's good to have your B n B back, Wassa. AQ was getting way too tame without some of your groaners.....


Grumpy Grinch

 
At 8:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sheesh, bout time you're back. I had almost forgotten you existed. I learn way more from your blog than on my own. That Troll Stroll was great.

Thanks, Blooming Flowers

 
At 8:21 PM, Blogger Goofy girl said...

there wasn't that many when I was reading them Wassa there was only like 15 or 16

 
At 10:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a bit funnier/interesting if you're a bit more attentive.

 
At 5:05 PM, Blogger Ari C'rona said...

Man, Wassa, I sure like your use of all those 25 cent words! YOu're awesome! :o)

 

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