Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Boxers 'n' Briefs: Electoral Collage

For those of you hiding under a rock (or more likely a SPOR), there has been much debate and politicking going on lately in regards to the "Letterboxing President." Now, as far as I can tell, this is not for a President of Letterboxing, but more for a US President who is a Letterboxer - a sort of 3rd Party Candidate, if you will. Or if you won't.

The nominees that I am aware of (and the list seems to fluctuate... no, I will NOT make a pun out of the word "fluctuate"... this is a family friendly blog) are:

Solar Flair
Team New Hampshire
Mr Yuk

At least, those are the ones whose posts have most cluttered... er, I mean, permeated the AQ collective subconscious.

Of course, being the attention-seeking perennial second-banana that I am, I attempted to cash in on this flurry of famousness by offering to run as Solar Flair's VP. Alas, this savvy statesman decided that my entry into the foray on his behalf would produce a marked decline in the average intelligence and maturity of the combined candidacy, and so he decided to forgo my assistance. And so, as it stands now, the kid currently has no Vices.

But enough of this cam-pain. On with the links!

1) Eau de Toilette

2) B is for Boy.

3) A chip off the ol' PZKut.

4) Eine Kleine Nachtboxing

5) And you thought MY ramblings were incoherent...

6) A pigment of her imagination.

7) It's a long way itinerary, it's a long way to go...

8) Who doesn't love a bury-'em enigma?

9) X x X = C

10) Gotta stamp 'em all.

11) Tip tips.

12) Ice Follies

13) Mummy dear rest.

14) A Tisket, A Tasket, the kids just found a... Casket?

15) Goat to the head of the class.

16) Desperately Seeking Summaries

17) Hirsute looked good on her.

18) Urine trouble now!

19) You must remember this, Eclipse is just eclipse...

20) But who could RESIST a chick like that?

21) They need to Seattle their differences.

22) Now THAT'S a useful site!

And, as always, if you were mentioned or linked in this (or any) Boxers'n'Briefs, you are eligible for the truly hideous "B'b'B Patch", made famous by...errrr... well, I'm sure SOMEBODY must have worn one sometime! Just send me an AQ mail, pointing out which blog and post made you famous, and I will send you directions on how to procure this embroidered embarrassment.



At 9:58 AM, Blogger Kristin aka Trekkie Gal said...

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At 8:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess it does beg the question, what are we actually running for. I prefer to say I am running for President of Letterboxing, as I really don't want to be president of everything (and I don't think many others would either ;-).

Team New Hampshire (from this point to be known as TNH because that is waaaaay too much to type, and I am not drunk enough for that yet) prefers that he be running for President of the US who is also a letterboxing. He thinks it will hurt too many feelings or something like that. I think Solar Flair is along those same lines.

So, does this mean I win by default?

BTW, Wassa, I mentioned you as a possible running mate at DSS, figured it could only enhance my ticket. Two goofballs are better then one!

At 8:55 AM, Blogger Cyclonic said...

Errrr... TNH is a letterboxer, I think. Only a little drunk. Boy, that coffee liquor is good stuff ;-)


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