Friday, February 09, 2007

Boxers 'n' Briefs: I've Been Googled!

It happened. The inevitable. They forced me into it, I had no choice. I went kicking and screaming, but went nonetheless.

This blog has now been googlized. Google bought Blogger, the blog hosting service, and has been TRYING to convince me for a few months to switch over. But like a piece of Orange Grade B PZKut, I gently resisted. And then, tonight, as I sallied fifth (a fifth is better than a forth), to impart my impartial impertinence upon you, my avid readers, I was blocked. I was not allowed to do anything until I switched from the Blogger engine to the Google engine. Oh, I know you probably can't tell. Frankly, as I enter this entry, I can't really tell the difference either. But I know, deep down inside... I know. Will it look different? Will it act different? Will I suddenly be wittier, cleverer, cogenter, and more letterboxerer? I don't know. But if I am, you can blame google.

And here we go...

1) Starting out with a bit of good news.

2) I haven't been prepositioned in years.

3) A binding resolution.

4) Now all we need is a Theme Song...

5) A little strapped for Cash.

6) Missouri loves company.

7) If Altoid you once, altoid you a million times... USE COMMON SENSE!

8) Boxing Barracuda, Birthday Boy.

9) Ryan is inviting trouble again.

10) A Tisket, a tasket, I really want a basket!

11) This week's self-indulgent link.

12) I think they're shovelling more than snow, here...

13) Polly want a tracker?

14) I'm gonna washer that man right out of my lair.

15) Let the Games begin!

16) Pungent Bob on Purity. Can you say "irony"?

17) Portrait by the Artist as a Young Duckling.

18) Ahhhh... so THAT'S what she meant...

Ok, so... did you notice a difference? Did google improve my performance? Or was it the same old schlock that you have come to know and ... well, come to know.

Hope you all have a boxful weekend. See ya on Monday!



At 7:09 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

Okay, I'll be the first to say it...YES, WAS the same old schlock! :-) Schlock ON, dude...schlock on!

At 7:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, Wassa! Googled? The shame, the shame... ;)

But I must disagree on this point: "a fifth is better than a fo(u)rth". No my dear Wassa, a fifth is better than a pint but a quart is infinately better than a fifth! :p

Who would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...

At 7:47 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

Oh, man, that from Existential Blues? If so, you rock your schlock, too! :-)

At 9:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL, I can't believe my washing machine story made the blog! Funny thing is, the thing that he "supposedly" tightened... yeah, he was full of it and my basement flooded yet again. Good thing he wasn't home at the time, I fixed it myself with a clamp this time!



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