Friday, January 19, 2007

Boxers 'n' Briefs: Introducing GQ!

Hello, Fellow Boxers!
I usually try to keep the B'n'B in relatively chronological order, but I must make an exception this week. Big news, my friends, big news indeed: GQ has arrived! GQ, that cutting edge vehicle of all that is chic and trendy; GQ, that leading bellwether of modern society; GQ, that top spot to spot top plots! Wait, did you think GQ meant "Gentlemen's Quarterly"? No, I meant the other, more important GQ: GooberQuest! Ok, so it's actually called "RyansATotalGoober", but I think "GooberQuest" has a nice ring to it...

And now, the usual drek:

1) Arboreal Tutorial.

2) Arterial Material.

3) You can count on it.

4) Smooth moves.

5) Welcome to the bulc!

6) Carving Medium , Well Done

7) "I'll have what SHE'S having..."

8) This post started by far the most active thread of the week.

9) This, too, shall pass.

10) I feel strangely compelled to link to this one. Why am I not surprised it's the Sprite again?

11) Knolls well that ends well.

12) A very worthy cause.

13) That's another fine mesh you've gotten me into!

14) A Capital Excursion!

15) Wanna buy a bag of leaves?

16) If ArtGekko invites you over for omelettes... RUN!

17) Flattery will get you everywhere.

18) PSAs give you a lift...

19) If ArtGekko invites you over for stew... RUN!

20) Calling all carvers...

21) Ask a silly question, get a very funny answer.

And that will do it for this week. Hope you have a productive, constructive, and rewarding weekend, but if not... hope you get out boxing!

-wassamatta_u

7 Comments:

At 2:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This has me laughing so hard I am crying! Wassa- have you ever thought of pitching some of your wit to the folks at Jeopardy for writing their categories. I think you would be spectacular at it!

 
At 4:56 AM, Blogger Lock Wench said...

The heck with Jeopardy....he should write the punny categories for 100,000 Pyramid! It's EXACTLY the same stuff he is doing here! By the way, the producer for that show is Stephen Brown...one of my best friends from high school. Should I give him a call? You would have to quite your job, of course...as there are no freelancers with that business.......

LW PhD
"Nice Counts"

 
At 8:45 AM, Anonymous ArtGekko said...

I knew I shouldn't have skipped those Home Ec classes!

 
At 8:48 AM, Anonymous ArtGekko said...

I knew I shouldn't have skipped those Home Ec classes!

 
At 6:49 PM, Blogger dorks anonymous said...

I've been working hard to get on this blessed blog. Now I can die a happy person. Well, not for a while, and maybe not perfectly happy. And maybe it wasn't so much "working hard" as it was waiting for an opportune moment and the right number of beers. ANYway, keep it up. d.a. of d.xx.m.

 
At 1:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"And maybe it wasn't so much "working hard" as it was waiting for an opportune moment and the right number of beers."

Or egg nog.....

More wonderful laughs. Thanks wassa!

snort ™
pre

 
At 3:34 PM, Blogger The Sprite & the Highlander said...

I don't know which is worse, the stuff I put in posts or the fact that poor wassa had to be subjected to it! LOL

Sorry, man...this was an exceptionally weird week!

 

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